Humour

The Funny Things Kids Say

Every mom and dad will relate to these ridiculous comments, questions and complaints.


Classic Jerry Seinfeld Quotes That’ll Have You Laughing All Over Again

It's been 25 years since the final episode of Seinfeld aired, but the impact of this iconic "show about nothing" can...


As a Child of Toronto, I Was Used to Raccoons. Elk, On the Other Hand…

A close encounter with Rocky Mountain wildlife was proof that I would always be a city girl.


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The Funniest Light Bulb Jokes on the Internet

Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like...


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You Don’t Have to Be a Word Nerd to Find These Jokes Funny (But It Might Help)

Q: What did the clown say to the thesaurus?
A: Put in a good word for me!


The Weirdest Car Ride of My Life

Having braved freak lightning storms and bear encounters, we weren’t expecting the most nail-biting part of our trip to be...


The Harsh Truth About Santa

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my head, were the haunting three words my friend Julia said: “Santa’s...


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100+ Funny Jokes for the Holidays

'Tis the season to snicker! These holiday jokes celebrate the funny side of the festive season.

If Grown-Ups Could Write Letters to Santa, Here’s What I’d Ask For

Why shouldn’t adults get the chance to write to Santa Claus? We have wishes; we have dreams. Some of these...


I Switched From Gas to a Hybrid Car—Here’s What It’s Like

Although my new plug-in car is pretty nifty, I sometimes miss my old gas-guzzling clunker.


Every Seinfeld Holiday Episode Ranked—From Worst to Best

The best Seinfeld Christmas episodes combine hilarious catchphrases, timeless observations and just the right amount of dysfunction. Take a look...



Rick Mercer: As Kids, My Brother and I Stole the Perfect Christmas Tree

In this excerpt from his book, Talking to Canadians, Rick Mercer confesses to a yuletide heist that made for an...


Police Pulled Over This Car For Driving Too Slowly—and Found No One Inside!

From joyriding picnic tables to ghost passengers, these funny driving stories go off the beaten track.


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The Funniest Lawyer Jokes of All Time

Did you know that lawyer jokes are so old they can be found in the works of Shakespeare? These contemporary...


What to Write in a Christmas Card: 40 Meaningful Sentiments to Share

Take inspiration from these thoughtful, personalized messages that are sure to spread the festive spirit.


The Ultimate Guide to Canadian Hockey Slang

New to the good old hockey game? Here's how to *not* sound like a hoser.

Hilarious Things Kids Have Said

A celebration of those moments when all you can do is laugh.


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20 Witty Bar Jokes Anyone Can Remember

Turn the next five minutes into Happy Hour with these short, sweet bar jokes for any occasion. Warning: Please joke...


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Funny Physics Jokes Every Science Lover Will Appreciate

We're not just fission for laughs here.


Funny Halloween Quotes to Put You in the Spirit of the Season

"It's my favourite holiday because you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand without getting in...


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Genius Halloween Costumes You Can Pull Together at the Last Minute

Everything you need for a last minute Halloween costume is already in your closet!


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20+ Harry Potter Jokes Every Muggle Should Know

You don't have to be a die-hard Potterhead to find these Harry Potter jokes hilarious—but it might help!


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50 Doctor Jokes That’ll Have You in Stitches

Warning: these hilarious anecdotes from real doctors could induce intense laughter.


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Funny Phrases That Are Definitely Worth Memorizing

Sometimes the best way to get out of an awkward situation is laughing your way out. Memorize these funny phrases...


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75 Funny Schitt’s Creek Quotes to Live By

Can't get enough of the riches-to-rags saga of the Rose family? Relive some of Schitt's Creek's funniest moments with these...


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15 Crazy Things Car Mechanics Have Seen on the Job

Most mechanics have a tale or two to tell.


Meanwhile, At the Garage: A Cartoon Tribute to Small Town Hijinks

Need a chuckle? Check out Jack Lown’s cartoon series from the pages of Our Canada.