These Funny Golf Jokes Are Better Than a Hole-in-One

Golf may be a serious sport, but these jokes will have you giggling on the green.

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Aiming Low

“Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf.” —21Cosner on

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Sunday Service

“Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church.” —brockoli117 on

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Got What It Takes

“As far as I can tell, the requirements to be a professional golfer are the same as to be a drag queen: crazy outfit, crazy name.”—@gabydunn

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Bunch of marbles

On a Roll

“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” —G.K. Chesterton, via

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Good Mileage

“The average golfer walks about 150 km and drinks four litres of alcohol each year. Which means golfers get about 38 km to the litre.” —venkman62 on

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A Numbers Game

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘Fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” —Harold Coffin, writer

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Straight Shooter

“The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.” —@InkedUpKidder

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Also Known As

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” —Mark Twain, via

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Tough Stuff

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” —Bob Hope via

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Creative Counting

“I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.” —Arnold Palmer via

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