10 Hilarious Golf Jokes That Are Better Than a Hole-in-One
Updated: Mar. 01, 2021Golf may be a serious sport, but these jokes will have you giggling on the green.
Aiming Low
“Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf.” —21Cosner on Reddit.com
Sunday Service
“Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church.” —brockoli117 on Reddit.com
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Anyone Can Do It
“As far as I can tell, the requirements to be a professional golfer are the same as to be a drag queen: crazy outfit, crazy name.”—@gabydunn
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Same Thing
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” —G.K. Chesterton, via SCGA.org
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Good Mileage
“The average golfer walks about 150 km and drinks four litres of alcohol each year. Which means golfers get about 38 km to the litre.” —venkman62 on Reddit.com
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A Numbers Game
“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘Fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” —Harold Coffin, writer
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Straight Shooter
“The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.” —@InkedUpKidder
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Also Known As
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” —Mark Twain, via SCGA.org
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Tough Stuff
“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” —Bob Hope via sayingimages.com
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Creative Counting
“I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.” —Arnold Palmer via brainyquote.com
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