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10 Hilarious Golf Jokes That Are Better Than a Hole-in-One

Golf may be a serious sport, but these jokes will have you giggling on the green.

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Aiming Low

“Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf.” —21Cosner on Reddit.com

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Sunday Service


“Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church.” —brockoli117 on Reddit.com

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Anyone Can Do It


“As far as I can tell, the requirements to be a professional golfer are the same as to be a drag queen: crazy outfit, crazy name.”—@gabydunn

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Same Thing


“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” —G.K. Chesterton, via SCGA.org

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Good Mileage


“The average golfer walks about 150 km and drinks four litres of alcohol each year. Which means golfers get about 38 km to the litre.” —venkman62 on Reddit.com

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A Numbers Game


“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘Fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” —Harold Coffin, writer

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Straight Shooter


“The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.” —@InkedUpKidder

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Also Known As


“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” —Mark Twain, via SCGA.org

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Tough Stuff


“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” —Bob Hope via sayingimages.com

You won’t be able to help yourself from laughing at these corny jokes.

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Creative Counting


“I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.” —Arnold Palmer via brainyquote.com

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Originally Published in Reader's Digest Canada