10 Hilarious Golf Jokes That Are Better Than a Hole-in-One
Golf may be a serious sport, but these jokes will have you giggling on the green.
"Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf." —21Cosner on Reddit.com
"Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church." —brockoli117 on Reddit.com
History buffs will love these funny history jokes.
Anyone Can Do It
"As far as I can tell, the requirements to be a professional golfer are the same as to be a drag queen: crazy outfit, crazy name."—@gabydunn
These hilarious Tweets are sure to put a smile on your face!
"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles." —G.K. Chesterton, via SCGA.org
Check out these other short jokes anyone can remember.
"The average golfer walks about 150 km and drinks four litres of alcohol each year. Which means golfers get about 38 km to the litre." —venkman62 on Reddit.com
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A Numbers Game
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore,' shoot six and write down five." —Harold Coffin, writer
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Also Known As
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." —Mark Twain, via SCGA.org
We've rounded up the best one-liners on the Internet!
"If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf." —Bob Hope via sayingimages.com
You won't be able to help yourself from laughing at these corny jokes.
"I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser." —Arnold Palmer via brainyquote.com
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