10 Tweets About Driving That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
How to parallel park: Step 1. Park somewhere else.
Nothing to Lose
Never get into a lane-merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window. —@MelvinOfYork
How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do? —@markedly
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses. —@armyVet1972
No Time for Jokes
The irony of being hit by a Dodge. —@rikpayne
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Me: What? —@3sunzzz