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10 Tweets About Driving That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

How to parallel park: Step 1. Park somewhere else.

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Nothing to Lose

Never get into a lane-­merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window. —@MelvinOfYork

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Sing Your Heart Out

If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us. —@Rhodes411

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Six-Figure Salary

How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do? —@markedly

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Captive Audience

The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses. —@armyVet1972

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Positivity Boost

Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said “parking fine.” —@aadil

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No Time for Jokes

The irony of being hit by a Dodge. —@rikpayne

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Is This the Real Life?

When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension. —@yoyoha

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Brutally Honest

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What? —@3sunzzz

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Know When to Quit

How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else. —@XplodingUnicorn

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The Narcissist

Ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? —@talesofarealist

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