12 Hilariously Good Comebacks You’ll Wish You Knew Before
Ever thought of the perfect comeback… after the fact? Here are all the best comebacks for your sassy and savage future moments.
“That sounds like a you problem.” This is one of those good comebacks for when your kids are making their lack of planning your emergency. Parenting is full of humour, as these stories can attest!
“Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.” (via Thought Catalog)
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“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” This one comes from Dorothy Parker who was the queen of good comebacks. Her sharp humour fits right in with these witty bar jokes anyone can remember.
“Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.” (via Some Cards)
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“I’ve been called worse things by better men.” Pierre Trudeau, upon hearing Richard Nixon insulted him (via Buzzfeed). Check out 100 more great Canadian quotes.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?” This quip from Some Cards is one of those good comebacks for the person constantly interrupting you. Witty and cutting, but still not as harsh as these 16 compliments that are actually insults.
“You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.” (via Humoropedia)
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“Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.” (via Pinterest)
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“Did I invite you to my barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?” This is from The Clique, a popular teen series by author Lisi Harrison. Harrison ruled when it came to good comebacks in her writing.
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“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste. ” (via Thought Catalog)
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“Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology.” (via Pinterest)
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“Well, the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.” George Constanza of Seinfeld dropped this epic line.
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