Hilarious Comebacks For That Perfect *Mic Drop* Moment

Ever thought of the perfect comeback... minutes after you needed it? Keep these funny phrases memorized and you'll never be left hanging.

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Funny Comebacks Worth Memorizing

“That sounds like a you problem.”

You never know when you’ll need to pull funny comebacks out of your pocket, but this one’s perfect for when someone tries to make their own lack of planning your emergency.

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Oh, the places you’ll go!

“Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.” (via Thought Catalog)

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This one cuts deep

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” This one comes from Dorothy Parker, who was the queen of funny comebacks. Her sharp humour fits right in with these witty bar jokes anyone can remember!

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Golden rule

“Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.” (via Some eCards)

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Politically incorrect

“I’ve been called worse things by better men.” Pierre Trudeau, upon hearing Richard Nixon insulted him (via Buzzfeed).

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If you would allow me to finish…

“Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?” (via Some Cards) The perfect comeback when you find yourself constantly interrupted!

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“You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.” (via Humoropedia)

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Age is just a number

“Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.” (via Pinterest)

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License to grill

“Did I invite you to my barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?”  This is from The Clique, a popular teen series by author Lisi Harrison. Harrison ruled when it came to writing funny comebacks!

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Refined palate

“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.” (via Thought Catalog)

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Full of hot air

“Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology.” (via Pinterest)

Here are more funny phrases worth memorizing.

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While stocks last

“Well, the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.” George Constanza of Seinfeld dropped this epic line.

If you enjoyed these funny comebacks, be sure to check out our favourite knock-knock jokes of all time.

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