12 Hilariously Good Comebacks You’ll Wish You Knew Before
Ever thought of the perfect comeback… after the fact? Here are all the best comebacks for your sassy and savage future moments.
“That sounds like a you problem.” This is one of those good comebacks for when your kids are making their lack of planning your emergency. Parenting is full of humour, as these stories can attest!
“Some day you’ll go far—and I really hope you stay there.” (via Thought Catalog)
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“Oh, you don’t like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck.” (via Some Cards)
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“Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?” This quip from Some Cards is one of those good comebacks for the person constantly interrupting you. Witty and cutting, but still not as harsh as these 16 compliments that are actually insults.
“You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.” (via Humoropedia)
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“Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.” (via Pinterest)
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“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste. ” (via Thought Catalog)
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“Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology.” (via Pinterest)
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