10 Hilarious DIY Jokes That Will Bring Down the House
Sometimes the only way to make it through a reno is to laugh. These DIY jokes can help you see the lighter side of home improvement.
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. —@Thisonesayz
Here are 50 doctor jokes that’ll have you in stitches.
Go Ahead—Try It Yourself
Everybody’s a tough guy until they have to use a screwdriver overhead for two minutes. —@Stevevsninjas
Here are 75 jokes to make anyone laugh.
The Trouble With Trends
People on HGTV in 15 years: “Wow, these white kitchen cupboards are awful and we need to add some walls between the living room, dining room, and kitchen.” —@Librarydervish
Check out HGTV star Bryan Baeumler’s best kitchen renovation tips.
I’ll Have What She’s Having
Here I am, watching Property Brothers and the lady’s “profession” is dog manager. Their budget is $725,000. What am I doing wrong with my life? —@Kathryn_worth
Don’t miss HGTV star Sarah Richardson’s best budget-friendly decorating tips.
Please don’t come to my garage sale if you’ve ever let me borrow something. —@Mjkspeaks
Find out how to haggle like a pro.
Like It Or Lump It
HGTV’s Love It Or List It: We unexpectedly had to change the light switches in the bathroom so we can’t afford to do your whole kitchen renovation anymore. —@remedy45
Here’s what you should know before hiring a contractor.
Am I the only person watching HGTV hoping the house will exact its horrifying vengeance on the awful people inside? —@JoeDiSano
If you enjoyed these DIY jokes, be sure to check out our roundup of knock-knock jokes that are genuinely funny.