If You’ve Ever Wanted to Throw Your Computer Across the Room, You’ll Relate to These Hilarious Tweets

"My computer just gave me an 'Error 404' message, which can’t be right because I know I’ve made way more errors than that."

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Some things never change

The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. And Microsoft’s symbol for “save” is still a floppy disk. —@owensdamien

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Even Captain America struggles

I don’t think I have ever, even once in my life, plugged a USB cable in right side up on the first try. —@ChrisEvans

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Save image as…

If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called “IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.” —@SadPeruna

If that hit your funny bone, you’ll love these hilarious history jokes!

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A message from above

Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud. —@ADDiane

These dad jokes are so bad, they’re good.

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Clean sweep

My Roomba just went into the corner and knocked over the broom that was leaning there. Dude, chill out. You already got the job. —@burnie

These hilarious DIY jokes will bring down the house!

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Personal cheerleader

If I’m ever feeling down, I just type “Yo are the best” into Google. Then it responds, “I think you mean: You are the best.” And I feel much better. —Jack Barry, comedian

Don’t miss our roundup of the funniest Canadian jokes of all time.

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No soliciting, please

Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself, “Am I willing to delete one extra e-mail every day for the rest of my life?” —@AaronFullerton

Make sure you’re following these tips for safe online shopping.

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A big mistake

My computer just gave me an “Error 404” message, which can’t be right because I know I’ve made way more errors than that. —@dmc1138

Check out 25 knock-knock jokes that are genuinely funny.

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Security breach

A woman on the bus was so chatty with my daughter that she got her name, favourite colour and our pets’ names in less than five minutes. I got us off the bus early, before she could get any more of my passwords. —Abbi Crutchfield, comedian

If you’ve ever struggled to come up with a strong password, you’ll relate to this hilarious story.

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Oh, ‘appy day!

Finally some free time. Should I push the button on my phone that makes me feel bad about my career, the one that makes me feel bad about my body, or the one that makes me feel bad about the people I grew up with? —@thenatewolf

Here’s expert advice on how to spend less time on social media (and why that’s a good idea).

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Browsing history

A spy agency in Canada has warned those using TikTok to be careful, after some have accused the app of data harvesting. Look, if TikTok wants to see how many times I rewatched the same video of a cat sliding down a banister, then that’s its own sad problem. —Sarah Blackmore, comedian, musician and writer for CBC’s This Hour Has 22 Minutes

Psst—here are the best cat videos of all time!

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Life lessons

I’d like to teach the world to load the dishwasher. —@TabathaSouthey

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Force of habit

Movie theatre: Please silence your phones.
Me, who hasn’t taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double checks* —@abgates7

Take a look back at the funniest quotes from The Big Bang Theory.

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Fixed that for you

The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello. —@Pegerella

These witty golf jokes are better than a hole-in-one.

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Multitasking in the modern age

I’m just a girl sitting in front of a computer, holding a phone that is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of. —@Allison_Tolman

These birthday jokes are guaranteed to get a laugh.

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Social media malaise

At the end of a long and difficult day, I like to come home, put my feet up, log onto Twitter, and get absolutely livid at everything awful in the world. Really takes the edge off. —@MarkHoppus

If you enjoyed these funny tweets about technology, be sure to check out this man’s hilarious account of what it’s like providing tech support for his folks.

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