Maybe Someday
I don’t think I have ever, even once in my life, plugged a USB cable in right side up on the first try. —Chris Evans, actor
Here are Stan Lee’s best quotes about life, work and the meaning of heroism.
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If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today, the Mona Lisa would have been called “IMG-20121020-00463.jpg.” —@SadPeruna
Only history buffs will understand these hilarious history jokes!
A Message From Above
Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud. —@ADDiane
Wipe Out the Competition
My Roomba just went into the corner and knocked over the broom that was leaning there. Dude, chill out. You already got the job. —@burnie
Check out these short jokes anyone can remember!
Personal Cheerleader
If I’m ever feeling down, I just type “Yo are the best” into Google. Then it responds, “I think you mean: You are the best.” And I feel much better. —Jack Barry, comedian
These are some of the funniest quotes of all time!
No Soliciting, Please
Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself, “Am I willing to delete one extra e-mail every day for the rest of my life?” —@AaronFullerton
A Big Mistake
My computer just gave me an “Error 404” message, which can’t be right because I know I’ve made way more errors than that. —@dmc1138
Self-Care
Finally some free time. Should I push the button on my phone that makes me feel bad about my career, the one that makes me feel bad about my body, or the one that makes me feel bad about the people I grew up with? —@thenatewolf
Get yourself through the daily grind with these jokes about work.
Fixed That For You
The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello. —@Pegerella
We’ve rounded up the funniest jokes in Reader’s Digest history!
Social Media Malaise
At the end of a long and difficult day, I like to come home, put my feet up, log onto Twitter, and get absolutely livid at everything awful in the world. Really takes the edge off. —Mark Hoppus, musician
Check out more jokes that make you sound smart!
This Sucks
The nostrils are the HVAC to the soul. —@HMittelmark
Science lovers will appreciate these physics jokes.
Multitasking
I’m just a girl sitting in front of a computer, holding a phone that is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of. —Allison Tolman, actor
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