15 History Jokes Only History Buffs Will Understand
Updated: Jul. 09, 2020Test your history chops with these hilarious history jokes.
Roman rules
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”
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An executive order
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency—even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting. —Ronald Reagan
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Dark humour
Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
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Spring fling
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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Marx’s drink of choice
Why did Karl Marx dislike Early Grey tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
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French fighters
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian replies, “You’ll only lose it.”
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A royal response
What did Richard III say when a planning proposal was submitted for building parking lot?
“Over my dead body.”
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A presidential quip
In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. —President John Adams
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Washington’s habits
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn’t lie.
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A General Lee good student
What yearbook superlative was Robert E. Lee given at graduation?
Most likely to secede.
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Some things never change
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. —Elayne Boosler, comedian
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Corsican roots
Teacher: Can you describe for me Napoleon’s origin?
Student: ‘Course I can!
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The fall of Troy
I believe in reincarnation because I know I was the Trojan guard who saw the horse and was like, “Wow, it’s stunning! Open the gates! Let that big horse in!” —Julio Torres, comedian
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