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10 Funny Sleep Jokes That Will Have You Laughing in Bed

Can't seem to get a good night's sleep? These funny sleep jokes might not be the cure for insomnia, but they sure beat counting sheep.

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The Worst Thing About Adulthood

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers. —@wolfyneyda

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Sleep Anxiety

I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67

These are the most ridiculous things people have ever said—while sleeping!

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Bear Country

People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. —@longwall2

These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole in one!

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Looking on the Bright Side

Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings. —@somaddysmith

Here are 100+ more work jokes that help you make it through the week.

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Battery Full

There are many theories on why humans even need to sleep, but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones. —@alispagnola

Everyone can relate to these funny tweets about technology.

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Up in Smoke

Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet. —@JermHimselfish

These DIY jokes will bring down the house!

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Inanimate Objects

Until I started experiencing insomnia, I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually. —@morninggloria

Check out 20 more family-friendly jokes shared by our readers.

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How to Impress Your Lover

My wife just goes to sleep when she gets tired and it’s the most impressed I ever am by anyone doing anything. —@joshgondelman

These totally relatable parenting tweets will make you laugh out loud!

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Ultimate Motivation

Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.” —@AbbyHasIssues

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Beam Me to Sleep, Scotty

If teleportation becomes a real thing, I’m just going to use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get three hours of extra sleep every night. —@ch000ch

Next, check out these short jokes anyone can remember.

Reader's Digest Canada
Originally Published in Reader's Digest Canada