10 Funny Sleep Jokes That Will Have You Laughing in Bed
Can't seem to get a good night's sleep? These funny sleep jokes might not be the cure for insomnia, but they sure beat counting sheep.
Sleep Jokes Everyone Can Relate To
I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers. —@wolfyneyda
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. —@longwall2
These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole in one.
Looking on the Bright Side
Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings. —@somaddysmith
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Up in Smoke
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet. —@JermHimselfish
These DIY jokes will bring down the house!
Until I started experiencing insomnia, I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually. —@morninggloria
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Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.” —@AbbyHasIssues
If you’ve ever been accused of snoring, you’ll relate to this woman’s hilarious story.
Beam Me to Sleep, Scotty
If teleportation becomes a real thing, I’m just going to use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get three hours of extra sleep every night. —@ch000ch
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