10 Funny Sleep Jokes That Will Have You Laughing in Bed
Sleep is one of life's great pleasures, but being tired isn't. If you're struggling to get a good night's rest, these tweets show you’re not alone.
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67
These are the most ridiculous things people have ever said—while sleeping!
The Worst Thing About Adulthood
I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers. —@wolfyneyda
Looking on the Bright Side
Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings. —@somaddysmith
Up in Smoke
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet. —@JermHimselfish
Until I started experiencing insomnia, I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually. —@morninggloria