10 Funny Sleep Jokes That Will Have You Laughing in Bed
Can't seem to get a good night's sleep? These funny sleep jokes might not be the cure for insomnia, but they sure beat counting sheep.
The Worst Thing About Adulthood
I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers. —@wolfyneyda
I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake. —@shariv67
These are the most ridiculous things people have ever said—while sleeping!
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world. —@longwall2
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Looking on the Bright Side
Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings. —@somaddysmith
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Up in Smoke
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet. —@JermHimselfish
These DIY jokes will bring down the house!
Until I started experiencing insomnia, I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually. —@morninggloria
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Start each day with a positive thought like, “I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.” —@AbbyHasIssues
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