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13+ Things Your Kid’s Principal Won’t Tell You

Straight from the principal’s office for back-to-school season, discover what principals secretly think about your children, their education and your parenting.

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1. I’m a Morning Person

So if you want to talk to me about a problem, schedule an early appointment, when I’m fresh.

By the afternoon, I can get pretty frazzled.

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2. You’re Right, That Teacher Does Stink

I’m actually in the process of firing her.

Legally, I can’t tell you that, though, so that’s why I’m sitting here quietly while you complain.

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3. Double Standard? Sort Of

Of course I’m going to disapprove of a child missing class for vacation.

What I won’t tell you is that I encouraged my own daughter to pull her kids out of school to visit me during my break.

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4. The Child You See at Home?

That’s almost never the one we see at school.

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5. My Biggest Pet Peeve?

Parents who complain to me before talking to the teacher.

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6. Think What Happens at Home Stays There?

We hear about your financial problems, your nasty fights, your drinking problem.

We end up knowing way too much about everybody.

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7. Don’t Tell Me Your Child Would Never Lie to You

All kids make mistakes, and great students are often the ones most afraid to tell their parents when they screw up.

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8. We Don’t Have That Option. We Also Don’t Want It.

When we have a child who throws things or tries to hit when she’s angry……her parents inevitably say, “I don’t have a problem with her at home, because I spank her.” 

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9. That’s Not How It Works

Don’t ask me to make a teacher forgive a homework assignment or not to teach a specific subject.

We don’t dictate to teachers; we work with them.

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10. I’ve Had a Few Students Who Were Bullies

We suspend them again and again, but it’s very tough to expel a student.

The truth is, they have a right to an education.

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11. Kids Are Easy

It’s the parents who are tough. They’re constantly trying to solve their kids’ problems for them.

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12. What Do I Love About This Job?

I can influence and inspire kids and adults, help work through problems, and find solutions.

And every day I can pop into a classroom where something interesting is going on.

What other job gives you all of that?

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13. You’re Not Actually Helping Them

C’mon parents, this is your child’s homework, not yours.

We know what a seventh-grader can do, and we know what an adult with an engineering degree can do, so please don’t do your child’s work for him.

Kids need to make mistakes and struggle through things; it’s how they learn. 

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14. We Never Know What the Day Will Hold

One minute you’re mopping up vomit, the next you’re in a special ed meeting, and the next you’re dealing with two kids who got in a fight.

Then you shovel snow off the sidewalk in front of school, you meet with teachers to decide whether to change the language arts curriculum, and you play basketball with a group of kids.

And that’s just in the first two hours.

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15. I Care, But I Don’t Always Want to Talk

The last thing I want to do on the sidelines of a basketball game or during intermission at the school play is have a conference with you about your child.

If you have something to talk to me about, come by my office during the day or even better, make an appointment.

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16. Think Of It As a Lesson

If you and your child don’t like his teacher, tough luck.

In school, as in life, sometimes you have to learn to deal with things you don’t like.

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17. Try This Trick at Home – It Works

When an unruly student gets sent to my office, my favourite strategy is not to engage right away.

I just let them sit there in agony while I keep working. It gives them a chance to calm down and de-escalate.

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18. We’re Not Leftovers

For years, folks have said that if you can’t do anything else, you can always go into education.

The truth is, this is what most of us wanted to do. I had been accepted to law school, but I chose this.

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19. Who Are Our Favourite Kids?

They aren’t necessarily the ones with the highest IQs.

What we really value is hard work.

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20. Stop Overcompensating

Since the economy has gotten bad, it seems that more parents are taking any job they can get, working crazy hours and neglecting their children.

Then a lot of them try to make up for that by coming to their child’s rescue when there’s an issue with a teacher, coming in here and hollering at us.


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21. I Have a Lot to Keep Track Of

As a principal, you’re expected to know about bus routes, curriculum, communication, school lunches, adolescent development, conflict management, learning disabilities, and more.

You have to be an expert on everything, sometimes in the same 20 minutes.

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22. So That Explains It

We had a young man struggling to focus during year-end tests. “My underwear is on backward,” he said.

That’s the problem with all this testing: We’re being judged by assessments taken by kids who may have their underwear on backward. 

Sources: Principals in Georgia, Utah, Florida, and New York and former principals in New Hampshire and Vermont, United States.