75 Short Jokes to Make Anyone Laugh
For when you need the laughs to come fast!
I invented a new word:
Plagiarism!
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
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Knock! Knock!
Q: Who’s there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con…
A: Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business!
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrgh!
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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”
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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive.
These smart light bulb jokes are truly illuminating.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
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What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
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What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
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What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
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What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
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What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
The space bar.
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
These funny sleep jokes will have you laughing in bed.
Time flies like an arrow…
Fruit flies like a banana.
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How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
These funny tweets about food are sure to put a smile on your face.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
These silly cow jokes will lighten your moo-d.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole in one.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
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Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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What did the cop say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest.
Find out more clean jokes you can share with the family.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
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What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
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How do you throw a space party?
You planet.
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.
21.
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Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
All of the fans left.
These hilarious DIY jokes will bring down the house!
Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counsellor?
It needed help figuring out its problems.
These funny work cartoons were made for sharing at the office.
Why can’t male ants sink?
They’re buoy-ant.
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