23 Chicken Jokes That Are Anything But Fowl

Get ready for some eggs-citing quips and test your hen-durance with these cluck-worthy chicken jokes.

Looking for some feathered fun? We’ve gathered a hen-semble of hilarious chicken jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Get ready to embrace your inner comedi-hen and enjoy a good chuckle!

Who’s there?
Chickens who?
No, chickens cluck—owls whoo!

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad!@dadsaysjokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Why are hens so good at living in the moment?
Because they don’t count their chickens before they hatch!

I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road…@dadsaysjokes

Chicken Jokes - Peck On The CheekPHOTO: Stockphoto Mania | Shutterstock.com | RD.ca

I started a dating website for chickens.
It’s not my regular job… I just do it to make hens meet.@dadsaysjokes

What are the only plants chickens can take care of?

Why did the hen like summer so much?
Because she was no spring chicken!

Chicken Jokes - Knock KnockPHOTO: Nadezhda Kharitonova | Shutterstock.com | RD.ca

Chickens don’t go to comedy shows very often;
They don’t enjoy fowl jokes!

How did the town rooster go platinum?
He released bawk-to-bawk hits!

Why don’t more chickens work in high-stress environments?
Because they crack under pressure!

After giving birth to triplets, the hen passed out.
She must have been eggs-hausted!

Alarm ClucksPHOTO: Stockphoto Mania | Shutterstock.com | RD.ca

What do chickens consider to be a romantic date?
A peck-nic in the park!

Why shouldn’t you tickle an egg?
They crack up!

I used to like chicken more than beef,
But that was hen and this is cow. —@zubbs99

Deviled EggsPHOTO: KMLS | Shutterstock.com | RD.ca

What did the chicken tell its date?
You look im-peck-able!

Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To get to the other side!

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