25 Knock Knock Jokes That Are Genuinely Funny
It's no surprise the knock knock joke has lasted nearly 100 years—its countless set-ups and punchlines have made people laugh the world over! Here are 25 of our favourites.
Knock Knock Jokes That Have Us Laughing Every Time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!
—@KnockKnockJokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
—Reddit.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There ain’t no more.
—Fletcher Henderson, 1930s big-band leader
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?
—@haileyhargreeve
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
—@BiarianaCxH
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.
—LaughFactory.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Hey, don’t cry!
—@kata_kitoka
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
—Parade.com
Moo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Time-travelling cow.
—@LeahBloom
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
—Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin, broadcaster
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me … when you’re not strong!
—Fatherly.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time!
—@TheStourbridge
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
—LaughFactory.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Van Nuys.
Van Nuys who?
Van Nuys was 17, it was a very good year…
—@KnockKnockAtoZ
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
—Bestlifeonline.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
KGB.
KGB who?
We will ask the questions!
—Dwight Schrute, The Office
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go moo!
—Reddit.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson!
—@ItsJohnathan91
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
—ThoughtCatalog.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
They sure do!
—Reddit.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
—@StumpyCatBooks
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, knock.
—Fatherly.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
—Parade.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more!
—Reddit.com
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, fine. W-H-O.
—Bestlifeonline.com
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