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10 Honest Marriage Quotes from Famous Men

Take a timeout for some romantic insight with these funny and heartfelt famous marriage quotes by men.

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Actor Denzel Washington at a movie premierePhoto: Andrea Raffin/Shutterstock

1. Denzel Washington, Actor and Director

“Here’s the secret to a happy marriage: Do what your wife tells you.”

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Comedian Jerry SeinfeldPhoto: Debby Wong/Shutterstock

2. Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.”

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Jon Bon Jovi has one of the funniest quotes about marriagePhoto: Kyle Besler/Shutterstock

3. Jon Bon Jovi, Singer-Songwriter

“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she’s coming with me.”

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Comedian Chris RockPhoto: Greg Jannacone/Shutterstock

4. Chris Rock, Comedian

“No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, ‘Hey, man, women are crazy,’ you’ve got a friend.”

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5. Clint Eastwood, Actor and Director

“They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

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Jim Carrey at a movie premierePhoto: Everett Collection/Shutterstock

6. Jim Carrey, Comedian

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

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Actor William ShatnerPhoto: DFree/Shutterstock

7. William Shatner, Actor

“I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.”

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Roger Ebert with his wife ChazPhoto: s_bukley/Shutterstock

8. Roger Ebert, Movie Critic

“Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.”

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John Lennon mural in the Czech RepublicPhoto: emka74/Shutterstock

9. John Lennon, Singer-Songwriter

“Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.”

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10. Socrates, Philosopher

“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”