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1. Denzel Washington, Actor and Director
“Here’s the secret to a happy marriage: Do what your wife tells you.”
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2. Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian
“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner.”
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3. Jon Bon Jovi, Singer-Songwriter
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she’s coming with me.”
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4. Chris Rock, Comedian
“No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, ‘Hey, man, women are crazy,’ you’ve got a friend.”
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5. Clint Eastwood, Actor and Director
“They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
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6. Jim Carrey, Comedian
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
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7. William Shatner, Actor
“I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.”
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8. Roger Ebert, Movie Critic
“Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.”
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9. John Lennon, Singer-Songwriter
“Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.”
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10. Socrates, Philosopher
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”