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25 Work-Friendly Jokes That Will Still Crack You Up

Just try to read these with a straight face. You're guaranteed a chuckle even if you're sitting in a tiny cube on a rainy Monday morning.

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Kid stuff

His wife thought he was immature, so he banned her from his pillow fort.

Since you’re already browsin’ and scrollin’, you might as well check out the funniest one-liners on the Internet.

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Worker bees

One-million Canadians currently are not working, and that number skyrockets when you also count those who are at their job right now.

Here are more jokes about work to get you through the week!

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Jaw-dropping


Why won’t sharks prey on female swimmers?

Because they’re man-eaters.

Need more bad jokes to sink your teeth into? Here are 50 bad jokes that you can’t help but laugh at.

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In the running


Which track and field event should be open to everyone?

The human race.

These hilarious Tweets are guaranteed to make you grin!

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Teamwork is dreamwork


The Six Phases of a group project:

  1. Eagerness
  2. Disgruntlement
  3. Panic
  4. Blame game
  5. Punishment of the toilers
  6. Praise for the slackers

Is work awkward? Here are funny jokes to defuse the situation.

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Blissed out


What’s the difference between apathy and ignorance?

I don’t know, and I don’t care!

Check out these coffee puns for a whole latte laughs!

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Now you’re talking


How many therapists to do you need to change a light bulb?

Just one. But the light bulb has to really want to change.

Need some more bright ideas? Check out these clever light bulb jokes to switch on the humour.

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Open door policy


Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie you likin’ my jokes?

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Altar bound


They say marriage is grand. And divorce is about ten grand.

Ouch! Here are more jokes about marriage that are perfect for a wedding.

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Nighty-night


So what was your dream last night?

I don’t know. I slept through it.

Badum tss.

Check out the funniest Reader’s Digest jokes ever.

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Neigh-bourhood pub


A thoroughbred stallion walks into a bar. “Why the long face?” asks the bartender.

These hilarious birthday jokes will brighten someone’s special day!

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Wasteland


How do you beautify a landfill?

Throw away something gorgeous.

Don’t miss these hilarious jokes for history buffs!

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Do the math!


Eight out of every three people have trouble with fractions.

Multiply your laughter with these physics jokes every geek will appreciate.

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Just add sugar


What’s a good pick-up line to use on a chef?

Don’t go bakin’ my heart.

Have trouble making it to the punchline? Here are 70+ short jokes anyone can remember!

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Intensive care


What counts as minor surgery?

Any procedure performed on someone else.

What makes a comedian laugh? Check out real comedians’ favourite jokes.

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See the light


How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on what kind of insurance the light bulb has.

Check out more jokes that make you sound smart!

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Wordplay


I invented a new word. Plagiarism.

Check out our funniest lawyer jokes of all time!

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Lab rats


Why don’t physicists date biologists?

They don’t have any chemistry.

These hilarious yearbook quotes will crack you up.

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Feel the force


My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars characters. His brother Jabba and sister Darth Maul are less amused.

Turn to the dark side with these corny Star Wars jokes. May the laughs be with you!

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Big Daddy


When is a Dad joke cool?

When he tells it in winter.

Calling all Muggles! You need to memorize these hilarious Harry Potter jokes.

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Echo chamber

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja?

Déja who?

I feel like we’ve done this before.

Here are 20 clever grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.

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Employee of the month


This morning my boss told me to “Have a great day!” So, I punched him in the face and went home.

Check out 50 more corny jokes to celebrate National Tell a Joke Day.

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Bark n’ ride


My dog kept chasing people on a bike. It got so bad I had to take away his bike.

These hilarious dog memes will make you smile time after time!

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Sweet tooth


A box of chocolates has about 5,400 calories. Don’t eat the box and you’ll be fine.

Since you’re on a comedic roll, check out the history of the world in dumb jokes.

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Neat freak


There are two kinds of people. The kind who wash their dishes after they eat, and the kind who wash them just before.

Next, check out 80+ funny work cartoons to get you through the week!

Originally Published on Reader's Digest