15 Funny Monday Jokes to Get You Through the Week
The first day back to work is always the hardest. Read through these funny Monday jokes to help get your week off on the right foot.
The bright side
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. Once a week is more than enough.
Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday. We tend to feel weak on Mondays too.
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Don’t blink or you’ll miss it
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast!
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One star movie
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. No one would ever want to watch it.
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Question for you
Hello Monday, can I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Do you not have a hobby? Monday really needs something to keep itself busy so we don’t have to see it.
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Day after Monday
I like Tuesday simply because it is the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. On Tuesday you can relax a little knowing Monday is far, far away.
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If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise. We never, ever smile on Mondays.
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From the bed to the floor
Monday morning…Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. Somehow the floor is even comfier than the bed.
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Hit it hard
If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Punch it all the way into next week.
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Sunday is sadder than Monday
I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday…But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day. Once four o’clock hits on Sunday, you know there is no escaping what’s coming next.
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Rain over work
A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday… Having wet shoes leaving the office on a Friday is better than having dry shoes walking into the office on a Monday.
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One day a week
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Imagine if we had two Mondays every week!
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Bring it back
If every day is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays. Store credit will do, I’ll exchange it for another Saturday.
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Monday the 13th
The only thing worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th. It’s a much spookier day.
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I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday. Make every weekend a three day weekend and Mondays won’t seem so bad.
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