Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Are Good For a Laugh (If Not Love)
Need an icebreaker? These cheesy pick-up lines could come in handy. (Don’t worry—they’re too ridiculous for *anyone* to take seriously.)
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
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“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
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“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
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“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
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Read My Lips
“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
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“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
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“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
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“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
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“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
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“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
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“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
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