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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Are Good For a Laugh (If Not Love)

Need an icebreaker? These cheesy pick-up lines could come in handy. (Don't worry—they're too ridiculous for *anyone* to take seriously.)

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Working It

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

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Cheesy pick-up linesPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Geek Love

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Dried Fruits

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Word Nerd

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”

Here are more clever grammar jokes for word nerds.

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Man next to white convertiblePhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Meter Man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

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Handsome Asian manPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Take Two

“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

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"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Smooth, Dude

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

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Bearded man in glassesPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Action, Action

“Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

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"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Pun Fun

“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

For more fun word play, check out these ridiculous coffee puns.

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Businessman in suitPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Granted!

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

These hilarious tweets are sure to make you smile!

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Businessman next to sports carPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Wheel Love

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

Not sure how you’d respond to a cheesy pick-up line like this? These hilarious comebacks might come in handy.

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Read My Lips

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

Don’t miss the funniest Reader’s Digest jokes of all time.

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Handsome Asian manPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Baker Man

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

Check out more groan-worthy bread puns.

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"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Check, Please!

“Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

If that one made you snicker, you’ll love these funny food jokes.

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Handsome man with sunglassesPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Speedy Reader

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

Need the laughs to come fast? Here are 75 short jokes anyone can remember!

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Cheesy pick-up linesPhoto: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Medical Attention

“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

These hilarious first kiss stories will make you so glad you’re no longer a teenager.

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"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Number 2

“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”

These funny compliments are sure to win anyone over!

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"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

“I” Doctor

“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

Check out these hilarious jokes about marriage.

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"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."Photo: Robert Liwanag/Shutterstock

Brush Up

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

Sources: lolriot.comhumor.about.comjokes4us.com, goodreads.com, and our own real-life horror stories.

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Originally Published on Reader's Digest