Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Q: What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?
A: “There, their, they’re.”
When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
I said, “Who, me?”
I before e…except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour.
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. ” —Anonymous
If you want to find out how it feels to sound smart, try out some of these clever jokes.