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50 Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Kids can go on and on and on with knock-knock jokes. Get ready to knock your socks off!

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Knock-knock. Who’s there?

A kid. A kid who? A kid who wants to talk your ear off all day long! Have you known a child who loves to ask questions and tell jokes? The format of knock-knock jokes provides a repetitive structure that children adore. The setup and punchline give kids a chance to delight in the clash between the fourth line (blank who?) and the inevitable wallop at the end. Kids love to memorize these and offer them up again and again. That’s part of the fun, so let the silliness begin.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Gesundhiet!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you wanna dance?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno how funny this is?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don’t cry!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Jimmy.

Jimmy who?

Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Bologna.

Bologna who?

Bologna sandwich with mayo and cheese, please.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Weekend.

Weekend who?

Weekend do anything we want.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Watts.

Watts who?

Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

You.

You who?

You hoo? Anybody home?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Best.

Best who?

Best get to sleep! Time for your nap!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Whoo.

Whoo-hoo.

Thank you! Can I get some applause?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

I believe it is pronounced kanga-roo.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Chickens.

Chickens who?

Wrong, silly. Owls hoo. Chickens cluck.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

To.

To who?

Don’t you mean to whom? I know it’s confusing, but please try to use proper grammar.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Sheriff.

Sheriff who?

Hey, I’m the one asking the questions here.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

Artoo D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

What’s it like to be an owl?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a pooh.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

It’s pronounced Ida-ho and the state capital is Boise.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Here.

Here who?

Here to proclaim this is a good time for knock-knock jokes!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No, thank you. I prefer hazelnuts.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Ray D.

Ray D. who?

Ray D or not, here I come.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

I’ll see you in court!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the store and pick up some bread.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Shore.

Shore who?

Shore hope you love these knock-knock jokes!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter open the door. It’s hot out here and I’m melting.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you an email! When are you gonna reply back?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Bacon.

Bacon who?

Baking some cookies in there? Smells delicious!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Taco.

Taco who?

Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Gouda.

Gouda who?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Will.

Will who?

Will you open the door?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

I am who is knocking. Who are you?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up! It’s cold out here!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Through.

Through who?

Through the door, once you open it up.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah anyone who can open this door?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope you can still laugh at this great joke!

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Wood.

Wood who?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie more jokes? I’m running low here.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Horse.

Horse who?

Your neigh-bour. Neeeeeigh.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Pew.

Pew who?

Pew. Pew. Pew. I’m a stormtrooper from Star Wars.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Can.

Can who?

Can you come out and play?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Rhonda.

Rhonda who?

Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

I. O.

I. O. who?

Me. When can you pay me back?

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Barbie who?

Barbecue sauce! Got any extra?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Tatt.

Tatt who?

I’m too young for a tattoo. Maybe when I’m older.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

One.

One who?

One two three. Testing.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Matt.

Matt who?

That’s my full name, but my friends call me Matt.

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Originally Published on Reader's Digest