50 Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Kids can go on and on and on with knock-knock jokes. Get ready to knock your socks off!
Knock-knock. Who’s there?
A kid. A kid who? A kid who wants to talk your ear off all day long! Have you known a child who loves to ask questions and tell jokes? The format of knock-knock jokes provides a repetitive structure that children adore. The setup and punchline give kids a chance to delight in the clash between the fourth line (blank who?) and the inevitable wallop at the end. Kids love to memorize these and offer them up again and again. That’s part of the fun, so let the silliness begin.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gesundhiet!
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how funny this is?
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You hoo? Anybody home?
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Whoo.
Whoo-hoo.
Thank you! Can I get some applause?
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Chickens.
Chickens who?
Wrong, silly. Owls hoo. Chickens cluck.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Don’t you mean to whom? I know it’s confusing, but please try to use proper grammar.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Artoo D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a pooh.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s pronounced Ida-ho and the state capital is Boise.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thank you. I prefer hazelnuts.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Ray D.
Ray D. who?
Ray D or not, here I come.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the store and pick up some bread.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door. It’s hot out here and I’m melting.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Baking some cookies in there? Smells delicious!
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Through.
Through who?
Through the door, once you open it up.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you can still laugh at this great joke!
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie more jokes? I’m running low here.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Pew.
Pew who?
Pew. Pew. Pew. I’m a stormtrooper from Star Wars.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Rhonda.
Rhonda who?
Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
One.
One who?
One two three. Testing.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Matt.
Matt who?
That’s my full name, but my friends call me Matt.
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