20 Funniest Yearbook Quotes That Will Make You Crack Up
“Brandon is the best kid in school, everyone loves Brandon.” How do we know? Brandon said so. Read on for more hilarious yearbook sayings.
Well, he’s not wrong
It’s hard to draw on tough experiences that made you stronger for an inspirational quote when you haven’t lived much life yet. So instead this student decided to try to empathize with a very different person. It worked, we guess?
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Don’t we all, son, don’t we all
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Megan has come to protect, even if she does have to shut her ears in the oven door
Channeling her inner Dobby, Megan’s quote shares how she got her gift of a sock, er, diploma, and is now free from the slavery of school. Run free, Megan! Don’t miss these 22 Harry Potter jokes every Muggle should know.
Just call me Jenn
Any kid who’s been saddled with an overly “unique” name will immediately understand this yearbook quote—one she probably has to say over and over again every school year. Hard to believe? Check out these hilarious real-life confessions of drive-through workers!
Life is tough. But you’re toughter. Thougher. Tuffer?
One boy attributed his misspelled yearbook quote to John Wayne but we’re guessing this ironic statement was all his. It seems someone slept through English class!
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Wait, does Mother Hubbard know about this?
Three classmates, all with the last name of Hubbard, used their yearbook quotes to put the question about their name to rest once and for all. Clearly, they were tired of being asked if they were siblings or cousins! For more family humour check out these hilarious anecdotes and cute quotes from the mouths of babes.
Nothing like a juicy fart to bring people together
Tyler B. shared her love of both humour and toxic gas in a yearbook quote that will have her friends rethinking all their interactions, especially that New Year’s Eve party last year. Here are 50 more terrible jokes you can’t help but laugh at.
But does Brandon like everyone else?
Everyone says this about Brandon, at least according to Brandon. Brandon has very good self-esteem. Like this? You’ll also want to check out the best jokes these 10 Canadian comedians have ever told.
Everyone has a talent
The whole cake? The whole pan of lasagna? We’ll never know what exactly Charlie M. ate but clearly, it was epic enough that he wanted to memorialize it in his yearbook. Check out these 17 light bulb jokes that will make you sound smart.
Well, if you insist
It must be hard being mistaken for the funniest kid in school when you’re really just trying to insult people—at least it was for Alixandria G. Does this mean we can’t laugh at this? (Psst—here’s what it means if you tend to laugh at dark jokes like this.)
Knowing your strengths and weaknesses is half the battle
Michael W. really just wanted to remind people to be their very best, or someone else’s very best. May we suggest Batman? Hey, it’s good to have goals!
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Then why are you in the yearbook?
Ever wonder what would happen if you just showed up at another school on their picture day? Apparently, you get in the yearbook too! At least it worked out that way for Danny B. Or maybe he’s a spy in training. Don’t miss our countdown of the 75 funniest quotes of all time.
Don’t you technically have to live before you can die?
We think what Wendy G. meant in her quote was that not every person truly lives their life to the fullest but it kinda sounds like she just doesn’t understand how the circle of life works.
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