20 Funniest Yearbook Quotes That Will Make You Crack Up
“Brandon is the best kid in school, everyone loves Brandon.” How do we know? Brandon said so. Read on for more hilarious yearbook sayings.
Biology + Statistics = Chemistry
People make relationships too complicated. Really, we all have much more in common than we think, as shown by this adorably geeky pick-up line/yearbook quote. Need more giggles? Check out this collection of the greatest jokes in Reader’s Digest‘s history!
Well, he’s not wrong
It’s hard to draw on tough experiences that made you stronger for an inspirational quote when you haven’t lived much life yet. So instead this student decided to try to empathize with a very different person. It worked, we guess?
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Don’t we all, son, don’t we all
For anyone who’s ever taken an awful school picture and then died a little when they realized it would be memorialized forever in their yearbook—he feels your pain. Take your laughter to the office with these 9 jokes that can defuse awkward situations at work.
Megan has come to protect, even if she does have to shut her ears in the oven door
Channeling her inner Dobby, Megan’s quote shares how she got her gift of a sock, er, diploma, and is now free from the slavery of school. Run free, Megan! Don’t miss these 22 Harry Potter jokes every Muggle should know.
Just call me Jenn
Any kid who’s been saddled with an overly “unique” name will immediately understand this yearbook quote—one she probably has to say over and over again every school year. Hard to believe? Check out these hilarious real-life confessions of drive-through workers!
Life is tough. But you’re toughter. Thougher. Tuffer?
One boy attributed his misspelled yearbook quote to John Wayne but we’re guessing this ironic statement was all his. It seems someone slept through English class!
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Wait, does Mother Hubbard know about this?
Three classmates, all with the last name of Hubbard, used their yearbook quotes to put the question about their name to rest once and for all. Clearly, they were tired of being asked if they were siblings or cousins! For more family humour check out these hilarious anecdotes and cute quotes from the mouths of babes.
Han Solo would like a word
Diane C. loves Chewbacca so much that she learned Shyriiwook, his simple yet beautiful language, and used it to say… well, we don’t know what… in her yearbook. (We bet Diane C. is also familiar with these 20 corny Star Wars jokes for any occasion.)
Nothing like a juicy fart to bring people together
Tyler B. shared her love of both humour and toxic gas in a yearbook quote that will have her friends rethinking all their interactions, especially that New Year’s Eve party last year. Here are 50 more terrible jokes you can’t help but laugh at.
But does Brandon like everyone else?
Everyone says this about Brandon, at least according to Brandon. Brandon has very good self-esteem. Like this? You’ll also want to check out the best jokes these 10 Canadian comedians have ever told.
Best friends or best enemies?
Thanks to their last names, friends Steven E. and Kristian F. knew their pictures would appear side by side in the yearbook and decided to take advantage of it!
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Everyone has a talent
The whole cake? The whole pan of lasagna? We’ll never know what exactly Charlie M. ate but clearly, it was epic enough that he wanted to memorialize it in his yearbook. Check out these 17 light bulb jokes that will make you sound smart.
Appreciate that smooth skin and full hair while you have it
More than one person chose to use this quote to prove to their future kids that they were smokin’ hot when they were younger. Flaunt it while ya got it? For more teenage giggles, check out these funny-awkward first kiss stories.
That’s one way to do it
Nobody wants to see their classmate and friend end up on the mean streets so thank heavens Justin D. saw the genius of sidewalks and wasn’t afraid to use them.
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Well, if you insist
It must be hard being mistaken for the funniest kid in school when you’re really just trying to insult people—at least it was for Alixandria G. Does this mean we can’t laugh at this? (Psst—here’s what it means if you tend to laugh at dark jokes like this.)
Minus 10 points for grammar and spelling
But plus ten points for creativity! One boy decided to make his classmates laugh and his teachers cry with his very un-academic yearbook quote.
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Knowing your strengths and weaknesses is half the battle
Michael W. really just wanted to remind people to be their very best, or someone else’s very best. May we suggest Batman? Hey, it’s good to have goals!
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Then why are you in the yearbook?
Ever wonder what would happen if you just showed up at another school on their picture day? Apparently, you get in the yearbook too! At least it worked out that way for Danny B. Or maybe he’s a spy in training. Don’t miss our countdown of the 75 funniest quotes of all time.
Dream big, kids
There’s nothing worse than letting perfectly good pizza go to waste, as shown in Madi G.’s favourite quote. It’s not just overestimating your stomach capacity: Check out these hilarious (and true) pizza delivery stories!
Don’t you technically have to live before you can die?
We think what Wendy G. meant in her quote was that not every person truly lives their life to the fullest but it kinda sounds like she just doesn’t understand how the circle of life works.
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Originally published as 21 Funniest Yearbook Quotes That Will Make You Crack Up on ReadersDigest.com.