I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch.
My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. – Woody Allen
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years.
I didn’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield
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A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant…
And orders a waiter. – Morey Amsterdam
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My one regret in life…
Is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen
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I was such an ugly kid…
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. – Rodney Dangerfield
I am a man of my word.
And that word is “unreliable.” – Demitri Martin
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New York now leads the world’s great cities…
In the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move. – David Letterman
Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in?
Somebody’s making a penny. – Steven Wright
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die.
I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
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I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant.
Bcause the customer is always right. – Mitch Hedberg
The final test of fame…
Is to have a crazy person imagine they’re you. – Mel Brooks
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When you eat spicy food, you can lose your taste.
When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. – Jimmy Carr
Playing Frisbee with a five-year-old is amazingly similar…
To just running after a Frisbee. – Jim Gaffigan
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