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20 Food Jokes Almost Everyone Will Find Funny

Hungry for some healthy food jokes? Hope you like it extra cheesy!

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Hot seat

What’s the best way to burn vegetables?

Roast them.

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Hot to trot

Which condiment adds the most kick?


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So corny

Why are butchers so hilarious?

They always ham it up.

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Just famished

What’s the best food when you’re so hungry you could eat a house?

Cottage cheese, wall nuts, and kitchen sink cookies.

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Food critic

Why are chefs so harsh?

They’re always beating eggs.

Food jokes mean big belly laughs. Rev up with the funniest jokes of all time.

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Saucy sizzle

What’s the most desirable kitchen appliance?

A “hot” plate.

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Dinner guest

Which friends should you always take out to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?

Play “Spice Girls” songs while you cook.

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Spoiler alert

What kind of vegetable is known for spoiling?

A leek.

Just try to read these work-friendly jokes with a straight face!

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So strong

What’s the best food to eat before a workout?


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Fire flavour

What should you do if your soup is too hot?

Add a chilly pepper.

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Health nuts


Who’s there?


Toph who?

Sorry, we don’t serve tofu.

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Sweet dreams

What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy?

The nap-kin.

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Here all week

What’s the main ingredient in canned laughter?

Processed cheese.

Believe it or not, but these light bulb jokes will make you sound smart!

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Careful now

What are the most dangerous recipes?

Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.

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Grade A beef

When is eating just like school?

When you have three or four courses.

Ramp up your wit even more with these clever jokes to make you sound super smart.

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Stomach growling

What’s an omnivore’s favorite food?


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A little romance

How do you ask a foodie out to dinner?

Say: “Lettuce meat for a date.”

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Mmm, mmm

How do you truly savour a hot dog?

With relish.

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Mindful eating

What’s the most relaxing type of pasta?


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