The 25 Funniest Christmas Jokes for Kids
Prepare yourself for some wholesome holiday LOLs.
Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids
We’ve reached that time of the year again—the one that is most wonderful—and whether you’re gathering with the little ones in your life in person or virtually, it’s great to have a few funny Christmas jokes for kids up your sleeve. Funny stuff never goes out of style, and even some beloved yucks from your own childhood will likely make the smaller set crack up. After all, the best gift you can give anyone is joy.
How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?
Nurse them back to elf. Ba-dum-bump!
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What is a Christmas tree’s favourite candy?
Orna-mints!
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Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
He’s cool.
Did you know the tune “Frosty the Snowman” was written in 1950 by Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson? It was meant to capitalize on the success of 1949’s “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
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What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open this present until Christmas!
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
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Where does Santa keep all his money?
At the local snow bank.
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What did the grumpy sheep say when his friends wished him a Merry Christmas?
Baaaa humbug!
Of course, the phrase “Bah! Humbug!” was made popular by Ebeneezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol, but it actually dates back to the 1750s, notes CNN.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Perhaps the most famous modern-day elf is Buddy, the sweet, silly lead character in the aptly-titled comedy Elf. The Mirror reports the role was originally meant for actor Jim Carrey before ultimately going to Will Ferrell.
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What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole?
Elf-abet soup!
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What’s Frosty’s favourite dessert?
Ice Krispie Treats.
The very first Frosty the Snowman television special premiered in 1969. A comedian by the name of Jack Vernon voiced the sweet character.
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What do reindeer say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
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What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes.
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What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets.
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What did the teacher say to Rudolph when he didn’t prepare for his test on the Civil War?
You’ll go down in history!
Something that certainly didn’t go down in history (at least not well) was a competitor for the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer holiday special called Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. TV Guide says the program aired in 1977… And was quickly forgotten.
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What’s the weather report every Christmas Eve?
There’s a 100 per cent chance of reindeer.
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How does the snow globe feel this year?
A little shaken.
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What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A humbug.
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What music do Santa’s elves like best?
Wrap music!
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They drop all their needles.
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws. (Of course, there’s an alternate joke to this one just for dog lovers: Who delivers presents to puppies? Santa Paws!)
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