20 Bread Puns for the Next Time You Want to Loaf Around
Updated: Sep. 27, 2019Check out our fresh-baked collection of hot cross puns! All buns intended!
Trophy case
The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame is filled with breadwinners. (We couldn’t make a list of bread puns without leading off with “breadwinners!”)
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High society
The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.
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Rebel, rebel
Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain.
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Crazy times
The kitchen plans were always going a-rye.
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Heavyweight champ
The boxer ordered his favourite lunch again—a knuckle sandwich.
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Tattle tale
His little bro looked scared when he handed him his plate and said, “your toast.”
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Lovers’ quarrel
“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.”
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Tart n’ tangy
Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb.
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Stand-up comedy
“Think my jokes are stale?” said the chef. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!”
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Starstruck
The actor salivated when he was offered such a juicy roll.
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Counter service
“Your order’s bready,” said the deli worker. “It’s the yeast you could do,” replied the customer. Bread puns aren’t the only food-based jokes.
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Stitch in time
Don’t sow your wild oats—batch them up in some cookie sew, of course.
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Witty banter
“Don’t be so crusty,” said the chef. “Wheat-ever,” thought the sous-chef, as he rolled his pies.
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