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20 Bread Puns for the Next Time You Want to Loaf Around

Check out our fresh-baked collection of hot cross puns! All buns intended!

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Trophy case

The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame is filled with breadwinners. (We couldn’t make a list of bread puns without leading off with “breadwinners!”)

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High society

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.

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Rebel, rebel

Radical bakers are always going against the whole grain.

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Loose change

The baker didn’t get why the banker always wanted to pump’er nickels.

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Crazy times

The kitchen plans were always going a-rye.

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Poor thing

The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady.

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Heavyweight champ

The boxer ordered his favourite lunch again—a knuckle sandwich.

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Such a flirt

Careful when you compliment a chef’s hot buns—they might bake it the wrong way!

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Tattle tale

His little bro looked scared when he handed him his plate and said, “your toast.”

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Lovers’ quarrel

“You deserve butter,” he said and she replied, “You bread my mind.”

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Rise and shine

The baker punched and pulled the loaf: “I’ll get a rise out of you!”

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Tart n’ tangy

Always serve sour dough bread with a cutting barb.

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Dessert first

Her guests loved the cobbler even though it was totally crumb-y!

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Stand-up comedy

“Think my jokes are stale?” said the chef. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!”

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Idle hands

The loafer was baking a fool of himself, as usual.

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Raise your glass

Always give a toast to the best thing since sliced bread! Cheers!

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Starstruck

The actor salivated when he was offered such a juicy roll.

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Counter service

“Your order’s bready,” said the deli worker. “It’s the yeast you could do,” replied the customer. Bread puns aren’t the only food-based jokes.

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Stitch in time

Don’t sow your wild oats—batch them up in some cookie sew, of course.

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Witty banter

“Don’t be so crusty,” said the chef. “Wheat-ever,” thought the sous-chef, as he rolled his pies.

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Originally Published on Reader's Digest