1. Anything in a fake Canadian accent
When was the fake Canadian accent invented? It must have been sometime shortly after the country’s inception in 1867 because it’s really starting to show its rust. As cute and quaint as it might sound, the fake “Canadian accent” sounds nothing at all like how actual Canadians speak. That’s not to say we don’t have our own unique way of speaking, it’s just that we’re a lot more Wayne Gretzky than Doug Mackenzie.