11 Hilarious Valentine’s Day True Stories (1/11)

The only good time for love to hurt is when it's funny enough to split your sides. Make your sweetheart giggle this Valentine's with these real-life hilarious Valentine's Day stories.

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Perfect Puns

As Valentine’s Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered that his favourite red-plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the “perfect Valentine.” I had the pants repaired, and gift-wrapped them. On the package I put a huge red heart on which I printed: “My Heart Pants for You.” I was the surprised one, however, when I saw the same heart taped to our formerly empty, but now overflowing, wood box. On it he had written: “Wood You Be My Valentine?” – Contributed by Mary Lou Pittman

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