The Best Joke I Ever Told, by Todd Graham
Another term for camping should be “arguing outside.” – Todd Graham
Canadian: Spell colour.
American: No, you spell color.
American: No U.
So a Gorilla Walks Into a Bar…
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini. Amazed, the bartender thinks, What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink. As he hands the martini over, the animal holds out a $20 bill. The bartender accepts the cash and decides to test his unusual customer’s intellect. He only gives the ape a dollar in change. The gorilla silently begins to sip his drink. “You know,” the bartender says, “we don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The gorilla replies, “At $19 a drink, I’m not surprised.” – SunnySkyz
Eye of the Beholder
Who is this Rorschach guy, and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? – Comedian Rob Denbleyker
I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. – Comedian Mitch Hedberg
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