The past, present, and future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
The NSA Walks into a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says.
The NSA smiles. “Heard it.”
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!”
An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”
A neutron walks into a bar.
“How much for a beer?” the neutron asks. “For you?” says the bartender. “No charge.”